Tabantruck – symptoms of tabanca so severe they cannot figuratively, fit in a car but needs a truck (“taban-truck” as opposed to “taban-car”)
2. You wear your costume at home while listening to Soca CD Mix (see 1) it does not matter that you are dressed as such while doing household chores.
3. You consume stocks of Carib, STAG and Angostura rum that you brought back from Trinidad while doing 1 and 2, though hopefully not at work or while driving!
4. You scour the internet photo websites looking for photographs of you and your friends at Carnival fetes or on the road on Monday and Tuesday. You also peruse such sites to observe, and entertain yourself, by looking at others in costume. The daily obsession involves multiple clicks to Trini Jungle Juice who are taking forever to load Carnival photos.
5. You carefully organize, date and add witty commentary to your own Carnival photos which are placed in an online photo album slideshow which you then share with all and sundry via email.
6. You frequent internet forums, blogs, carnival-centric facebook groups and chatrooms to talk about your Carnival experience over, and over and over again with anyone that will listen.
7. You search for “Carnival 2011” on Youtube, looking at Carnival videos made by random strangers just to see people wining in costume.
8. You are pricing tickets to return for Carnival 2012 and are seriously contemplating purchasing a ticket to return to Trinidad this year for any reason, any reason at all!
9. You are looking at other Carnivals to ease the pain, Jamaica, Cropover, Miami…. here you come!
10. You visit this blog daily like a crack fiend, whether you like Saucy’s musings or not, just to see what new Carnival bacchanal has been unearthed, what gossip has been heard and to read other’s comments on their Carnival 2011 experience.
*Horn – refers to the act when the your partner is unfaithful to you in the relationship – infidelity
SOURCE OF GLOSSARY:
Recognition of Cultural Behaviours
in Trinidad and Tobago